Low Key Testing

Here at LKT, we help normal people obtain extraordinary substance testing results.

Chemical and scientific analysis from a reputable laboratory with real certifications is expensive, so not everyone can afford to test things they want to know more about.

Whether you’re a SOHO mom that wants to know if her tap water is really clean, or a Wall Street research analyst looking for an inside scoop on a potential move, we’re the best place to turn for your chemical analysis.

We test food, water, other beverages, materials like dirt and air, consumer products off your grocery shelves, medicines, and research chemicals. Contact us if you’re not sure. No biological or hazardous materials without coordination prior.

Did you know that most generic medicines are 10-20% less effective than name brand? And that it’s legal and a known thing to anyone with pharma knowledge? Do you know how often they check purity? Could it be worse than that? What else is in there?

Everyone thinks that what they eat, drink, and put into their bodies is the thing they assume it is, but what if it isn’t? What if you’re being lied to or tricked into paying for things that aren’t real?

Or what if you’re eating contaminated foods that were grown in a place where they spray radioactive human waste onto the fields? Think we’re joking?

In 2022, Maine dairy farms were forced to shut down after PFAS-contaminated sludge tainted milk at levels 350 times safety limits.

– The Guardian, March 22, 2022

[An ongoing problem in the US. – Ed.]

Did you know that real mass-spectrum analysis costs thousands of dollars and requires a rigorous lab environment to ensure quality results? We didn’t, until we tried to get something tested. What a shock that was. It’s not like on the television where you throw a slide into a blinky-light box and out pops a receipt like you stopped for a quick bite at a gas station. I wonder what’s in that stuff?

Our program allows for prioritized, affordable testing enabling anyone to pursue knowledge about what they put into their bodies.

We publish all the results on our internal site.

Our bookkeeping is 100% transparent – all funds are accounted for and publicly visible.

Our selection process and testing methods are all public.

Our partners are all top of the line major US production materials labs.

We will never be a publicly traded company and see no venture capital. All this happens without any external interest, because it would eventually lead to corrupted testing.

Your donations will help us get started, and there’s something in it for everyone that helps out. See pages below for information on each option.